If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then it’s a duck. So the saying goes. But in this case it’s a duct, plus two or three or four.
We understand that no one is an expert at everything. But, there comes a time when, even if you’re not mechanically inclined, you sense there is something not right with the fact your furnace installation looks like it’s a bad robot out of a science fiction B-movie made in the 1950’s. We can’t even bring ourselves to compare this to our favorite B-movie “The Little Shop Of Horrors” directed by Roger Corman and featuring Jack Nicholson in one of his earliest roles.
However, this furnace monstrosity was created by a mad scientist from another heating company. And maybe in his eyes it was a work of art or a mechanical inspiration that rivals Thomas Edison.
The fact of the matter is it’s a wasteful inefficient money eating hack job from aliens masquerading as heating technicians. And not the Alien from the Ridley Scott movie, which was an excellent movie with a highly intelligent Alien. It’s actually a disservice to both the Alien and Ridley Scott for mentioning their names in association with this evil creation pictured above.
And yet the evil element to this situation is the fact the someone actually got paid to do this kind of work. Remember “A Nightmare On Elm Street” with Freddy Krueger? Freddy worked in the basement boiler room of the local school, and a case could be made that he deserved to be paid more than the technicians who installed this nightmare. By the way, “A Nightmare On Elm Street” was Johnny Deep’s first movie.
When it comes to have a major production made in your basement, don’t settle for a B-movie experience. Demand A-list talent and call Verne & Ellsworth Hann at 216-932-9755.
Our work has premiered all over Northeast Ohio. Whether it’s a boiler, furnace or state of the art high velocity UNICO air conditioning system, call the people who hold the Heating and Cooling Oscar for Best Director, Best Producer, and Best Visual Effects – visual effects; because our work has mechanical elegance at first sight.
- Richard & Rita G.( Cleveland Heights, Plumbing Repair, February 2020 )
Brian was an excellent worker. He was clear about the problem, worked efficiently and neatly.
- Debby D.( Shaker Heights, Boiler Installation, December 2019 )
The installers were really easy to have in the house. Super guys.
- Gail B.( Chagrin Falls, Furnace & Air Conditioning Installation, August 2019 )
Efficient – no nonsense!
- Diane H.( Mayfield Heights, Mini-Split Installation, December 2019 )
To all of you, thank you for your professionalism and work ethic. It was a pleasure to have you in my home to install units.
- Richard K.( South Euclid, Boiler Installation, November 2019 )
Great leader in Todd and great team. Everything was very well done. Very impressed with Todd’s 40 years of work at Verne & Ellsworth Hann.