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If It Sounds Like A Duck

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then it’s a duck. So the saying goes. But in this case it’s a duct, plus two or three or four.

We understand that no one is an expert at everything. But, there comes a time when, even if you’re not mechanically inclined, you sense there is something not right with the fact your furnace installation looks like it’s a bad robot out of a science fiction B-movie made in the 1950’s. We can’t even bring ourselves to compare this to our favorite B-movie “The Little Shop Of Horrors” directed by Roger Corman and featuring Jack Nicholson in one of his earliest roles.

However, this furnace monstrosity was created by a mad scientist from another heating company. And maybe in his eyes it was a work of art or a mechanical inspiration that rivals Thomas Edison.

The fact of the matter is it’s a wasteful inefficient money eating hack job from aliens masquerading as heating technicians. And not the Alien from the Ridley Scott movie, which was an excellent movie with a highly intelligent Alien. It’s actually a disservice to both the Alien and Ridley Scott for mentioning their names in association with this  evil creation pictured above.

And yet the evil element to this situation is the fact the someone actually got paid to do this kind of work. Remember “A Nightmare On Elm Street” with Freddy Krueger? Freddy worked in the basement boiler room of the local school, and a case could be made that he deserved to be paid more than the technicians who installed this nightmare. By the way, “A Nightmare On Elm Street” was Johnny Deep’s first movie.

When it comes to have a major production made in your basement, don’t settle for a B-movie experience. Demand A-list talent and call Verne & Ellsworth Hann at 216-932-9755.

Our work has premiered all over Northeast Ohio. Whether it’s a boiler, furnace or state of the art high velocity UNICO air conditioning system, call the people who hold the Heating and Cooling Oscar for Best Director, Best Producer, and Best Visual Effects – visual effects; because our work has mechanical elegance at first sight.

What People Are Saying

  • Your company did an excellent job!  We really appreciated how quickly your crew worked in order to get our heat back on as soon as possible.  Everyone seemed very knowledgeable, professional and excellent in their work!

    - George O.( Cleveland Heights, Boiler Installation, January 2018 )
  • Thank you thank you!  For your amazing response and difficult repair – I really appreciate it!

    - Marianne P.( Aurora, Boiler Installation, December 2017 )
  • Bill carefully examined the old boiler and piping, checked all the radiators and came up with a replacement proposal.  He explained two issues with the old boiler that other contractors did not notice or did not care to explain.  The first was what’s causing the rust in the boiler and how he was going to minimize the issue in the new system.  The second was how he would re-pipe the kitchen loop so the kitchen wouldn’t be so cold.  Bill addressed each and every question I had.  Although we received four bids that were comparable, we chose Bill Hann’s company because he was knowledgeable, thoughtful and detailed.  The work was completed in two days by a great installer team.  They were on time, professional and courteous.  The new boiler and piping work nicely without any issues and we now have a comfortable kitchen to dine in.  I’d highly recommend them.

    - Brian B.( Shaker Heights, Boiler Installation, January 2018 )
  • I strongly recommend Verne & Ellsworth Hann without reservation.  Choosing the right boiler was important and proper installation was critical.  I was impressed with all aspects of the Verne & Ellsworth Hann organization.  Most importantly, Bill Hann earned my trust.  The installation team was excellent.  They were experienced.  They arrived precisely on time every day.  They explained every step of the process.  They worked as a team.  They treated my home with extreme care, as if it was their own.  The installation is a thing of beauty.  Every time I go into my basement I smile.  I now have a reliable, efficient system.  I don’t usually take the time to write recommendations, but in this case I am doing so because it is so well deserved.

     

    - Allen P.( Shaker Heights, Boiler Installation, December 2017 )
  • Boiler has performed like a champ!  Install is neat and clean. Instructions for next 3 months have been followed.  New stat works well!

    - John R.( Cleveland Heights, Boiler Installation, December 2017 )