If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then it’s a duck. So the saying goes. But in this case it’s a duct, plus two or three or four.
We understand that no one is an expert at everything. But, there comes a time when, even if you’re not mechanically inclined, you sense there is something not right with the fact your furnace installation looks like it’s a bad robot out of a science fiction B-movie made in the 1950’s. We can’t even bring ourselves to compare this to our favorite B-movie “The Little Shop Of Horrors” directed by Roger Corman and featuring Jack Nicholson in one of his earliest roles.
However, this furnace monstrosity was created by a mad scientist from another heating company. And maybe in his eyes it was a work of art or a mechanical inspiration that rivals Thomas Edison.
The fact of the matter is it’s a wasteful inefficient money eating hack job from aliens masquerading as heating technicians. And not the Alien from the Ridley Scott movie, which was an excellent movie with a highly intelligent Alien. It’s actually a disservice to both the Alien and Ridley Scott for mentioning their names in association with this evil creation pictured above.
And yet the evil element to this situation is the fact the someone actually got paid to do this kind of work. Remember “A Nightmare On Elm Street” with Freddy Krueger? Freddy worked in the basement boiler room of the local school, and a case could be made that he deserved to be paid more than the technicians who installed this nightmare. By the way, “A Nightmare On Elm Street” was Johnny Deep’s first movie.
When it comes to have a major production made in your basement, don’t settle for a B-movie experience. Demand A-list talent and call Verne & Ellsworth Hann at 216-932-9755.
Our work has premiered all over Northeast Ohio. Whether it’s a boiler, furnace or state of the art high velocity UNICO air conditioning system, call the people who hold the Heating and Cooling Oscar for Best Director, Best Producer, and Best Visual Effects – visual effects; because our work has mechanical elegance at first sight.
- Rose B.( Geauga County, Unico Air Conditioning Installation May 2017 )
From start to finish their work has met/exceeded our highest expectations. Bill Hann guided us through what needed to be done and his workmen were extremely competent and easy to communicate with. The new system works beautifully. Thank you! We highly recommend Verne & Ellsworth Hann.
- Tatiana D.( Cleveland Heights, Heating, Cooling & Plumbing Service )
Verne & Ellsworth Hann has gone above and beyond for us repeatedly including giving us two salvaged cast iron radiators when our existing ones were not doing the trick. They came back countless times when we were unable to regulate the temperature in the house until they found the perfect balance. They’ve responded to emergencies in a matter of minutes and performed invaluable services professionally and expertly. I cannot recommend Verne & Ellsworth Hann enough and will continue to use them and trust them with all of our home needs. They are fantastic.
- Kathleen C.( Cleveland Heights, Boiler Installation March 2017 )
The installers were very professional. The workmanship looks excellent. They answered the few questions I had, and the job went smoothly. I am very pleased.
- Frank V., Painsville( Furnace & Air Conditioning Installation, March 2017 )
Verne & Ellsworth Hann cared about making sure I knew my options. I was given detailed explanations to my questions and did not feel pressured at all. The crew was kind and considerate and put drop cloths everywhere. You must do yourself a favor and choose to work with Verne & Ellsworth Hann, Inc.
- David G.( Cleveland Heights, Boiler Installation February 2017 )
I really appreciate the amount of time Bill spent going over all our options. The installers were great and the process was painless from start to finish!